I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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