jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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