All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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