: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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