Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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