So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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