He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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