If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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