we have officially lost it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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