i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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