just tell him i said nine months
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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