Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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