hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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