does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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