My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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