Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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