She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Can you bring me the toilet please
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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