Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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