careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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