Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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