Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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