she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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