it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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