barbara walters just said penis...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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