Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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