she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i think im in europe. pls send help
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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