There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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