they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
