I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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