dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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