No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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