Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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