well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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