as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
handjob tips. give me some.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
God I need to hump something, right now.
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