you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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