At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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