it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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