If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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