he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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