the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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