i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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