Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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