He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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