My cat gives me a boner
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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