i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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