How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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