why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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