I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
