He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
ugly people sure do ruin things
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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