1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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