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Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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