Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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