i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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