My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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