Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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