I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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