Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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