Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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