okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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